women in the future
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
sam and dean per season 
"All I’m saying, Sammy, all I’m saying is that you’re my weak spot. You are, and I’m yours"
i was just at the grocery store and walked past someone as they put chocolate almond milk in their cart and whisper “treat yo self”. i don’t think i was supposed to hear her and i felt like i intruded on a really intimate, personal moment.
i feel like this could have been me
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings
It’s functionally impossible not to love Daniel Radcliffe. You can try, but you’ll fail.